read this on facebook today

• 10 deg C – Melbournians turn on the heat. People in Canberra plant gardens.
• 4 deg C – Sydney residents shiver uncontrollably. People in Canberra sunbathe.
• 2 deg C – Italian cars won’t start. People in Canberra drive with the windows down.
• 0 deg C – Distilled water freezes. Canberra water gets thicker.
• -7 deg C – Sydney people wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Canberra throw on a T-shirt.
• -9 deg C – Queenslanders begin to evacuate the state. People in Canberra go swimming.
• -18 deg C – Melbourne landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canberra have a last bbq before it gets cold.
• -23 deg C – People in Perth cease to exist. People in Canberra lick flagpoles.
• -29 deg C – Sydney people fly away to South Pacific islands. People in Canberra throw on a light jacket.
• -40 deg C – Darwin disintegrates. People in Canberra rent videos.
• -51 deg C – Mt. Hotham freezes. Canberra Girl Guides begin selling Guide biscuits door to door.
• -62 deg C – Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Penguins leave Antarctica. Canberra Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
• -73 deg C – Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Canberra put on a coat.
• -114 deg C – Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Canberra get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
• -183 deg C – Microbial life start to disappear. Canberra cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
• -273 deg C – ALL atomic motion stops. People in Canberra start saying “Cold ’nuff for ya?”

pinched it off a Vic Hughes..